Christians aren't hanging "THE" 10 Commandments in courthouses.
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You know, I’ve read those passeges a dozen times and that has never occurred to me… very interesting indeed.
Which version of the bible are we using here? There are just so many nowadays, it’s hard to keep track of them all. Also, which god are we referring to? “You’re not gonna take MY god from ME!” Well, let’s see. If it’s YOUR god, where does that leave the rest of the Christians? Exactly how many “God”s are there? (You may begin arguing amongst yourselves…NOW!)
Just gotta love the reply’s from 43alley. Good vid, excuse me while I go boil a baby goat in its mothers milk…. *sinister laugh!!*
PUT IT BAAAAAAACKKK!!!! PUT IT BAAAAAAACCCCKKKK !!! YOU AINT TAKIN MA BABBLE !!! SONSABICHES!!! PUT IT BAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!! hahahahahahhahahahhahaha I love these fucking mindless imbecils !!! These are the same nitwits who hate naggers,mexicans and specially those “bloodsucking jews”hahaahahahaha as if jesus was an european guy from medieval times hahahahahaha,,,oh the mind such a thing to waste hahahahaha brilliant!! PUT MA 10 COMMANDMENTS BAAAAAAACCCKKKKKKK!!!!! U ainttakinmafaith
well, i prefer these commandments, i love pitta bread and think it really needs a festival.
@swimtj59 Of course he doesn’t, I mean, how can your trust a narrated audio book that being directly read to you?
@43alley One question keeps me awake at night. What happens AFTER the thousand years? The bible dosen’t know shit, i mean, doesn’t have all the answers. I’m going to hell for this? This is fuels the virus of faith, reward, the promise of a reward, eternal even. A muslim doesn’t fly a plane into a building if “72 virgins” were sold to him as a fairytale. Wait a sec, what happens after he uses all 72 virgins? Oh dear… This is why we should postpone armageddon untill we figure this shit out.
@43alley No, he can’t. He’s too afraid after he dies and his body gets eaten by worms, his soul, who will somehow look exactly like his body, aren’t going to hang a thousand years in heaven, with god and jesus, who is also god, and the holy spirit, who is also god and jesus in the same time. I heard those three guys, who is actually one guy but divided in three, throw a bitch ass party. A thousand years party dude, yeah! Too bad i’m going to miss it. My atoms will be busy wandering the universe.
@swimtj59 – Obviously? Care to expound?
This is a load of crap. You obviously have no idea what you’re talking about.
@ForeverMidnight00
Well, there’s an easy way to clear it up; check out the bible and see what it says; the dude was reading it word for word.
@ForeverMidnight00 – What a thorough and blistering critique.
None of those are right, none of this is right, it is so stupid this is retarded, whoever did this doesn’t know what the Ten Commandments are, what they meen and what the Bible says.
Wow, Christians don’t even know their own ten commandments, xD
these are much funnier
Saturday is the Sabbath, even though you pair the rule with an “Open Sundays” picture. Yes, Saturday is the seventh day of the week. Just FYI. Video makes a good point though. Religion has no place in a court of law.
Man, thanks for these videos. They’re just amazing! I hope you keep making them.
@43alley lol, it would be praise worthy most definately.
@MrsCamui – I would be a militant believer in God if it really did say that! The awesomeness of that quote would fix all the other problems forever.
Is it just me, or did #4 sound almost like he was going to say ‘All your base are belong to Yahweh.’
The only people who try to folow these comandments are orthodox Jews, exept those which depended on a temple and pristly cast, now gone.
It would be fun if they did put the ten comandments back. The real ones.
Festival of Unleavened Bread? Honestly? That sounds really boring.
Although I prefer the version with graven image, rather than molten idol.
Because if you want to nitpick, a “graven” image is anything stamped, cut, engraved, inscribed, or carved.
Ie: Most artwork, posters, statues, figurines, books, paper money, coinage, *ahem* stone tablets.
This is a fantastic series by the way. Bravo.
My favorite bit in ‘The “Ten” Commandments’ stories, is definitely in the third version. I count something like 13 commandments, but that’s not my point.
Yahweh says “Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first. And I shall write upon these tables [...]The Ten Commandments.” But at the end, Yaweh says “Write THOU these words!” Guess he changed his mind. =
And the commandments are funny too. XD
Assemble an army 3 times a year?
Don’t boil a kid in it’s mother’s milk?
Matrix = Vagina.
NSC and u have great humor u make me happy :) maybe its the athiest way
The Babylonians-Sumerians had their commandments (Code of Hammurabi), and the Egyptians had The Book of the Dead long before the Bible, which at closer inspection are nothing but dumbed-down copies. Practically everything else in the Bible is a copy and adaptation, even Monotheism, established for a while by Akhenaton.also The mythof Creation, Tree of Life, Judgement Day, Heaven and Hell…the list goes on