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your are not god you are not joaquin at all i want that first him wanting me and iwil stay this way forveer abnd ever


Yes, lots of the Kid’s sketches were edited for US TV. Mostly nudity and religion.


Wow the version I had seen stopped at Timothy Fu. I guess the crucifixion scene was too much for American TV?


Toe-crappity shoes! LOL! Love this sketch!


This is probably the most believable version of the bible out there.


heh, it’s no more blasphemous than what modern Christianity has already done to it, lol


kinda creepy lol


Apparently I’ve been happily following false prophet Ghengis Fo Foos.


Courageous!


christian fundies can choke on this skit for all i care. lol!


ahahahahahahahahahhahahha, “into sam zittles crucifixion machine”
go away fool


I think it’s funny how they have the gay guy playing jesus. I love Kids in the Hall!


Anyone else find it funny that the person complaining about “blasphemy” has the word fucking in his name?


My friend, you are mistaken. There is not one God, there are five.
There names are Kevin, Dave, Scott, Bruce, and Mark. Do not insult my Gods. It makes me cry.


suck a dick, me and lucifer go way back.


To all the fuckfaces who thumped down my comment about taking this video down for insulting my Lord Jesus Christ:

They don’t let you thumb down comments in Hell, which is where you are certainly going if you enjoy blasphemous filth like this. Get help.


You people on youtube are so stupid. This skit is funny. Stop thinking so much about shit and enjoy life.


Haha. Christians…


take this blasphemous video down


You actually take that thubs up shit seriouse wow what a nerd


I love sex. Gore not so much. Kindling and toilet paper are the only good uses I can think of for the bible. And as for my being an idiot…I think the twelve thumbs up on my earlier comment say otherwise. Um…sorry to you.


um… sorry but you need to stop being an idiot and actually read the bible, because there is alot of sex and gore


That’s what I’ve been talking about!! A big made up story for the superstitious. Quick story, At work one day over the phone some lady was praising god and whatnot and I said nothing, so she said ” are you religious?” I said “no.” she paused and long story short. After I explained my Atheism, She asked Doesn’t thaht mean you believe in the devil?”I said, ” but it is you who believes in the devil, as you are religious”It’s all Pegan mobojumbo. I am spiritual, just not religious,My God is the Sun


Sorry about my sppech imppediment on “spoon.”


Ya know, that’s not a bad idea. The old lady who lived in the shoe would be a great argument that sometimes abortion is necessary rather than condemn kids to a rotten life. Three men in a tub teaches equality in that they’re all in it, a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker, Hey diddle diddle furthers appreciation of diversity in that the dish can run away with the sppon. Yeah, I’m mad for it. In Goose We Trust.


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