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The Conservative Bible

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25 Responses to The Conservative Bible

  1. Imhornydadcomeinside

    @jiuufctsu18 It is a parody against paranoid conservative nutjobs who think that the america is governed by “liberal love bias”, yes, but there are conservatives who aren’t fooled by that bullshit.

  2. jimbrown257

    @jamesdav77

    “Funny because I make these dudes yearly income in? a week! LMAO!”

    #1 Most pathetic thing in the world: highlighting your insecurity by bragging about how much money you make on anonymous internet messsage boards.

    #2 Most pathetic thing in the world: not being able to identify absurdly over-the-top satire.

  3. jimbrown257

    @jamesdav77

    “Funny because I make these dudes yearly income in? a week! LMAO!”

    #1 Most pathetic thing in the world: highlighting your insecurity by bragging about how much money you make on anonymous internet messsage boards.

    #2 Most pathetic thing in the world: not being able to identify absurdly over-the-top satire.

  4. jimbrown257

    @jamesdav77
    “Funny because I make these dudes yearly income in? a week! LMAO!”

    #1 Most pathetic thing in the world: dubiously bragging about how much money you make on anonymous internet messsage boards.

    #2 Most pathetic thing in the world: not being able to identify absurdly over-the-top satire.

  5. rickw1100

    Even a man who is pure at heart and says his prayers by night… may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms…and the autumn moon is bright…..

  6. cruciphile

    “i don’t know how many times i’ve said to myself ‘i could make the bible so much better’ “

  7. Pomme843

    @krastapopolos Or get the Book of Mormon.

  8. jiuufctsu18

    is this a parody to conservatives?

  9. jiuufctsu18

    is this a parady to conservatives?

  10. krastapopolos

    @Pomme843 Or actually read them…

  11. jamesdav77

    Funny because I make these dudes yearly income in a week! LMAO!

  12. layla302

    I love these guys. This is truly some of the best satire I’ve ever seen!

  13. AmFearLiathMor

    ‘Being nice to prostitutes, giving handouts to the poor, people getting stoned.Its like the Acorn Handbook’……LOL….LOL…

  14. mythmanjay

    Ayyy-Mee-un! … Did we break away from Gawd when we let women vot or -when we freed the slaves?

  15. mythmanjay

    @dalhar20 And to think they are being “serious” is NOT ‘stupid’ how?

  16. BIBLEisMARKofBEAST

    The BIBLE is the MARK of the BEAST!
    Constantine (1st beast) legalized Christianity and had 50 bibles compiled.
    King James, homo (2nd beast) 666 # of a man, born 1566, 6th of Scotland, authorized 66 book bible, image of God’s word, carried in your hand, memorized in your head, made to speak (the bible says) and is used as an object of worship. Your faith will fail.

  17. 20PhantomRegiment09

    Don’t get me wrong, I am very conservative but I have a problem with your idea…please check Deuteronomy 12:32, Proverbs 30:5-6, Revelation 22:18-19, and Galatians 1:6-12….They all say not to add to or take from the Bible, since all scripture is God breathed.

  18. 1RadicalOne

    Actually, the Bible is more conservative as the Quran. The Quran contains less calls to killing, less hate, and less focus on staying the stone age.

    Which is why if Islam had not been stifled for 1500 years by the Christians, Christianity would look like the stone age cult it really is.

  19. rich2rock

    Votin’ with your Barnes n’ Nobel card!!!! ah ha.

  20. oreocookieboy81

    Jesus was a conservative

    He preached the true word of the gospel

    not these liberal fantasies of government handouts and bleeding heart smellfare programs

    Child labor is ok too! It keeps kids off the streets and gives them nice jobs with a future

  21. oreocookieboy81

    Conservativism is the true core of American values

    I look forward to the day when all the liberal traitors to our glorious nation are hanged like the government pigs they are! No more death care and no more LAWS—-we don’t need anymore laws we need less laws because less law makes us more free and more free is better ok

  22. vashcat

    Bravo! Funny as hell!

  23. nafaidni

    @spiderwebb33

    Funny, lol. Hitler illegalized abortion for Germans to appease the Catholic Church.

  24. 5355vbxjbj76rvn

    Ammerikans…read ? Whut’s reedin’ ?

  25. DRUMMERMANIAC1

    Watch thereforeGod is not mocked!

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